The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ryanbrill ever

Recent tweets

A play, in 3 acts.

Act 1. @maleriebrill: “I love you”

Act 2. @ryanbrill looks up.

Act 3. @maleriebrill is looking at @loganbrill.

via Twitter for Mac

@maleriebrill @therealjohnny5 I can help. *yanks cords out of the back of the TV*

via Twitter for Mac in reply to maleriebrill

@maleriebrill replace “when you feel like shit” with “when you want to feel like shit” and you’ll be getting somewhere…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maleriebrill

@maleriebrill just searched Google for “Six Flags :)”.

I think it makes her happy.

via Twitter for Mac

It’s a classic rock kind of day.

via Twitter for Mac

Nothing like a long, romantic walk on Valentine’s Day. Alone. #losing

via Twitter for iPhone

@maleriebrill Tell me about it! I can imagine the things they’ve heard… LOL!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to maleriebrill

Heading out on a date with the beautiful @maleriebrill. #winning

via Twitter for iPhone

I appear unable to beat @maleriebrill in this game. This is but a small sampling of my losses… http://t.co/uaYKw9hk

via Twitter for iPhone

@therealjohnny5 There’s no “and” in Peanut Butter Jelly Time. How could you.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5

@snookca Would far prefer half letter. Far easier to travel with and store.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to snookca

@danielmall Best of luck with whatever is next for you, Dan!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to danielmall

@ZuelBeast It’s not how big it is, it’s how you use it. Looks like you’re doing fine. /cc @therealjohnny5

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ZuelBeast

badbanana Wait a minute. I’m supposed to believe God is on the side of the quarterback NOT married to Gisele?

via web (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Jan 13th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@NoemiRockz @maleriebrill I would definitely be down – if we’d be home. We’re going to be in Dallas on Sunday. :-/

via Twitter for Mac in reply to NoemiRockz

@jeffsmith I imagine it will be. Looking forward to that first sip.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jeffsmith

@jeffsmith We’re starting with an Irish Stout kit. It’s all of our first times, so wish us luck!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jeffsmith

Brewing our first batch of homemade beer with @therealjohnny5 and @adambrill.

via Twitter for iPhone